A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"
Acutal Excuses of Errors to Insurance Companies:
1. I blew my horn, but it would not work as it had been stolen.
2. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian, and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.
3. I thought the side window was down, but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
4. A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
5. A bull was standing nearby, and a fly must have tickled him, as he gored my car.
6. She suddenly saw me, lost her head, and we met.
7. A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
8. I ran into a shop window, and sustained injuries to my wife.
9. I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
10. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house, and collided with a tree I haven't got.
11. I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design, it ran away.
12. The other car collided with mine, without giving any warning of its intentions.
More Insurance Jokes:
Cigar Insurance
Burning Barn & Insurance Salesman and Some Lawyers
When You're Over 50...
Actual Insurance Statement Claims
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